Secure

On Friday I went to an underground karaoke bar and the security guards were fascinated by the formatting of the birthdate on my ID.  No biggie that it was an American license, with a lovely color photo and exotic formatting all around, but goodness gracious the month and day were mixed up!  Thankfully they recognized that "82" stood for the year and I was allowed in.  But darned if I didn't insist on sporting one of their badges to make up for all the fuss.