His and hers Ikea catalogues? You betcha! I couldn't have been more excited. But then I got to thinking. How did they know about me? Oh, no, these weren't both addressed to The Swede. No, one of them had my name on it. I have never given anyone at Ikea my address, never used credit to make a purchase there, nor ever placed an order online. Immigration wouldn't have reported me to Ikea, would they? Nor any other government agency, right? I can't imagine. The only conclusion that makes any sense is that
they are watching me, monitoring my every delirious trip to Ikea. How else would they know I would like to have my own copy?
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