Linda and I experienced a small miracle today. We had to go to Ikea to get a couple of office chairs and arrived about five minutes after it opened and found a multitude of open parking spaces. Would could have done donuts in that parking lot if we weren't, like, boring, thirty-something moms. Instead we just parked really close to the exit. I also forced Linda to snap a selfie with me to document the moment, obviously, though she drew the line at actually holding the phone, which would have made a better picture, but whatever, Linda.