I accompanied Petra and Dylan to the latter's monthly check-up this afternoon. Surely the head measuring picked up on this little fella's inflated self-opinion. Listen to this dude's life: whenever he wants to wake up, everyone has to wake up. He makes the slightest sound and he has food in front of him, indeed fed to him. He needn't exert the slightest effort to clean himself. He gets carried and wheeled all over creation and gets cranky when he's tired when really all he has to do is close his eyes and go to sleep since his obligations are nonexistent and he's already lying down. And everyone just goes along with this narcissism as though it's totally normal. No wonder his head is so huge.
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