I went to the grocery store on my lunch break today and please look at the nasty, giant, grey pumpkin that greeted me. Look, it's as big as that broad on the left if she were all curled up in terror, like I wanted to be when I saw it. I had to poke it. I was real. Is this supposed to make me want to buy a pumpkin? 'Cause I'm pretty sure all I wanna do is start a Facebook page about boycotting them. As I walked by I muttered (under my breath because my fellow shoppers had obviously already been exposed to enough craziness) "gross" and just then I passed another pumpkin, which reminded me where I was: City Gross. Nuff said.