Toothpaste For Your Manly Vices

Oh my goodness, really? Aren't all teeth the same, pretty much? Not according to Pepsodent, apparently, who are shilling a whitening toothpaste especially for men because their teeth are more likely to be subjected to the discoloring likes of tobacco, black coffee, red meat, and brown liquor. We delicate ladies don't like any of those things. Oh, and the mint flavor is apparently stronger, which is obviously appropriate since their manly mouths can handle it. The only thing that could have made this product more ridiculous is if they had called it Pepsodent White Now For Him.