Every now and then since I've been on maternity leave, The Swede has come home from work unexpectedly early. It's always a nice surprise. I'm usually doing something very normal like cleaning or playing with Jamie or changing a diaper. Today I was doing this. Or, more accurately, we were doing this, because it was absolutely, one hundred percent Jamie's idea, sweartogod. The Swede was like, "Ah... yeah." And I was more than a little embarrassed that I was caught red-handed and Jamie pink-footed.